Bullshit (Lyrics)

Bullshit

Welcome to our town
That speaking monkey
That red fog creeping
As quiet as a mouse
We would gape at the sky
And it would laugh at us
It would tell us a story
About monkeys and other animals too

I have nothing to say
I have something to hum
I have something to scream and shout
I have something to be quiet about

Now I don’t want to be your dog
I’d rather be your bow-wow
The author’s really depressed this time
And the booking clerks just ecstatic

So, the speaking monkey
Is actually singing
That used to be the first monkey ever
Now it’s become a human

I have nothing to say
I have something to hum
I have something to scream and shout
I have something to be quiet about